We were out of plastic grocery bags.  I've been doing so good remembering to take my reusable bags with me in the store and actually using them, that we haven't had nearly as many grocery bags lying around the house.  Problem is, we use plastic grocery bags.  They're poop bags for Jake's walks and we use them when we clean out the litter box.  We go through at least one or two a day, and that's not counting the other uses for bags, like trash can liners, tote bags for hauling stuff around, etc.  So today I went grocery shopping for the sole purpose of getting more bags.  We could use groceries, you always need groceries, but it was really the bags I was wanting.  How else can I deal with the poop generated in this household?  How pathetic is that?  I go grocery shopping so I have a place to put poop.

That is hilarious!! I can't think of a better reason to have to go to the grocery store myself...;)